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Idlewild Blues

3 min read
helo thar devart. what it do.

its early. its almost 8. trying to get my sleeping habits back in school order. gotta get up at 6, to get to SF before 8:00AM.
argh. oh well. coffee helps.

so yeah last week of summer. then its off to college! que exciting! some people are really scared of college.. and i can see why but i am excited! like i said to my folks "im not going to college to study! im going to PARTY!"

BUT I WANT THESE MOTHER****ING SNAKES, OFF THIS MOTHER****ING PLANE!
havent seen it yet, but im about to.

so yeah ive got then brilliant idea for a new art project!!!
but im not going to tell you! cuz youll just steal it from me! like always! you guys know that LL Cool J song? that beat? I SAMPLED THAT SAME SAMPLE NOT ONE WEEK BEFORE THAT CAME OUT! they musta heard mine and copped it. Outkast's whole blues and ragtime + hip hop thing? MY IDEA! hahah.. no but really. someone is watching me, stealing my ideas.

The Government :-?

but wait for it. hopefully ill make the first out of eight this week. if i can find the right stock image. ill have to search my photo library, or the stock images here. or.. take my camera out and find a model. BUT I WILL MAKE THIS WORK.

itll be great! ^^

so thats all i have to say. k bye


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Brand New

8 min read
okay this is an updated version of the post i did about a year ago? i didnt check the date. explore my journal entries to find it. heh. okay here i go.

WHAT:
1. is your name: Ian
2. is your nickname: Don Lorenzo
3. are you wearing: gray shirt and sweat pants
4. is your favorite thing to do: Play music
5. is your room like: "cool" as people have told me
6. is your favorite drink: Coffee!
7. is your car: 86' Chevy Cavalier
8. is your job: student
9. is your education: in college
10. is your favorite holiday: Christmas

HAVE YOU:
1. Fallen for your best friend?: nope
2. 404 question not found
3. Been rejected?: Yes
4. Been in love?: cant say
5. Used someone?: bwahah..
6. Been used?: yes.. wait. damn!
8. Done something you regret?: i regret nothing

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...:
9. You hugged: caroline
10. You talked to?: my dad
12. You instant messaged?: Tony
13. You yelled at?: uhh...no idea
14. You laughed with?: Chris
15. Who broke your heart?: *shakes fist at sky*

DO YOU...:
19. Color your hair?: no
20. Have tattoos?: nope.
21. Have piercings?: Nope
24. Own a thong?: ha.. no.
25. Ever get off the damn computer?: off... the computer? can that be done? heh.
27. Habla espanol?: Si!

HAVE YOU/DO YOU/ARE YOU...:
29. Stolen anything?: Yes
30. Smoke?: yes
32. Obsessive?: yea
33. Compulsive?: hmm no
34. Obsessive compulsive?: i c wat u did thar
35. Panic?: yeah
36. Anxiety?: not much.
37. Depressed?: not
38. Suicidal?: no
39. Obsessed with hate?: no, i keep it cooool nowadays.
40. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, gore?: haha.. ha.. no.

*QUESTIONS*:

41. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: PI
42. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: hyphy. to the extreme.
43. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: eyes.
44. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: sure
45. Would you marry for money?: eh. no.
46. Have you had braces?: no.
47. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: gotta
48. Do you like hairy backs?: nope
49. Do you like hairy crotches?: O_O
50. Could you live without a computer?: no wai
51. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc: yeah
52. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: not a lot.
53. If you could live in any past, where would it be: the 70s.
54. Do you wear white socks?: yeah
55. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: take them off
56. Your favorite fruit?: mangos
57. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: wheat
58. What is your favorite place to visit?: SF
59. What is the last movie you saw?: step up
60. Are you religious?: No
61. Are you photogenic?: yes
62. Do you dream in colour or black and white?: Color
63. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: nope
64. Is it chipped or fresh?: fresh?
65. Do you have any dimples?: no
66. Do you remember being born?: No
67. Why do you take surveys?: bored bored bored
68. Do you drink alcohol?: yeah.
69. Did you like or do you dislike high school?: LOL highschool
70. What is the best accent?: Chev Chelios. hahaha
71. Who do you want to kiss?: hmm AKeys.
72. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: Sunset
73. Do you want to live to be 100?: no
74. Is a flat stomach important to you?: no
75. Do you or have you played with a Ouija board?: yeah
76. Are you loyal?: of course!
77. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: yes
78. At home, do you like the lights on or off?: off
79. Do you like your nose?: yeah.
80. Do you think you can draw well?: if i try
81. At what age did you find out that Santa Clause wasn't real?: 11
82. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: 4
84. Do you write poetry?: sometimes.
85. Snore?: hah yes....
86. Do you sleep more on your back or front?: i fall asleep on my front, and wake up on my back.
87. Cats/Dogs?: Dogs
88. Do you lick stamps?: yes
89. Do you use an electric can opener?: we had one, but we lost it.
90. Have you ridden in a hotair balloon?: no
91. Do you talk to yourself?: i think aloud.. IM NOT CRAZY!
92. Are you judgmental?: to an extent.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN...:
93. Smoked your first cigarette?: 16
94. Got drunk for the first time?: 17
95. Smoked pot for the first time?: N/A
96. Kissed someone?: i dont remember
97. Made out with someone?: n/a
98. Lost your virginity?: n/a

AHAH NExT ONE!

1) First Grade Teacher:mrs brady
2) Last word you said: "My nayme is Chev Chelios..." haha..
3) Last song you sang: Get Em High- Kanye West
4) Last person you hugged: Caroline
5) Last thing you laughed at: myself doing the Chev Chelios impression
6) Last time you said 'I love you': not sure
7) Last time you cried: dont remember...
8) What's in your CD player: nothing.
9) What color socks are you wearing: white
10) What's under your bed: my secret pool stick.
11) What time did you wake up today: 1:00PM
12) Current taste: water...?
13) Current hair: semi-afro
14) Current clothes: shirt and pants.
16) Current longing: to go to college! and huggles..
17) Current desktop picture: mmm.. alicia keys on top of a piano, and on my other some vector stuff.
18) Current worry: dentist appointment ;_;
19) Current hate: uhh...not sure
20) Story behind your LJ username: its donlorenzo561. um. old aim sn.
21) Current favourite article of clothing: my .. something shirt i bought.
22) Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex: legssssssss
22a) Favourite physical feature of the same sex: um..
23) Last CD that you bought: Music of my Mind - Stevie Wonder (haha one year and it still is the last one)
24) Favourite place to be: other peoples houses.
25) Least favourite place: church =/
26) Time you wake up in the morning: 0600AM
27) If you could play an instrument, what would it be: bass guitar.
28) Favourite color: Blue.
29) Do you believe in an afterlife: not really
30) How tall are you: 5ft 10in or so.
31) Current favourite word/saying: Finna
32) Favourite book: Mac OS Secrets
33) Favourite season: Summer, and Spring. Winter suxorz
34) One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Abbas Rizvi.
35) Favourite day: Thursday now.
36) Where do you want to go: SF
37) What is your career going to be like: something with a compy and a cup of coffee
39) What kind of car will you have: '06 Honda Civic Si
40) Type a line you remember from any book: uhh
41) A random lyric: Alllllll niiiiiiiggghhttt looooonnngggg!! - Allnight Long - Mary Jane Girls
42) Identify some things surrounding your computer: wallet, flash drive, remote, stunnas, glasses, ipods, keys, water bottle, ext. hdd, speakers, computer, 2nd monitor, and clock.

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Sand Villages

5 min read
hello thar! it is I, i am back from whereever i was. my last update was from October huh? well lemme fill you in on whats happened since then.

November- I don't remember
December- don't remember.
January-i quit my job!
February-dont remember.
march- dont remember
april- turned 18! got drivers permit! rina's cotillion!
may- prom! grad night!
june- graduation!
july- got my drivers license!
august- nothing.

yep! i graduated Highschool! but funny thing is.. i got all A's on my finals! and i didnt study one bit! i love how things like that happen...

well there you guys go. anyways...

in a little less than two weeks i start school! and not just school... COLLEGE! yes yes. sf state yo. its all good. ive been there to visit a couple times and i find new things everytime. its great. im exciting yes. my classes should be cool. im taking English, Philosophy, Pub. speaking and Calculus. hahah english and calculus... funny story...

Calculus- i got into this class because i got a 550 or higher on my SAT II test i took junior year.  i took the alg lvl 2. honestly, i guessed on every single question. i didnt understand a god damn thing. but amazingly, i did okay enough to get into calc. i also passed the online test.. but that was after i took precal and such.
english- i had to take a test to see whether or not i get into the remedial english class, or the normal english class. i had a gig to get to for my band that day, so i was pressed for time, and i had a HUGE headache. so i did poorly, then at the end i just guessed on the answers to get out of there. ohhh well. i got a 146, and a 10 on the essay. not enough for normal english.. BUT THEN! luck was on my side. since i got a 10 on my essay (i pwn at writing essays) i got into normal english! so woot.
aha...rodel...

so college should be fun.. now for my secret plan....

my mother is now working (for now at least) at a restaurant in Berkeley, just down from Cal. now if i hang out there lot.. buy a Berkeley sweatshirt... get some help from my friends there (rina, kimmy.. help me out), and *coughcoughforgeanidcardcoughcough*, ill be able to work my way into that crowd and pose as a student there... now what will this get me? i dont know.. i havent thought of it that far yet.. but itll be something.. something grand...   bwahahha..
i shouldnt have said that huh.

solano stroll.. hmm.. imma switch things up this year.. yes.. yes. i will.

but yeah. SUMMER! its almost over, but i dont care. i wanna go to college! heheh... but yeah. i saw 14 or 15 movies this summer. crazy. my fav would have to be Little Miss Sunshine. great movie. haha loudest audience ive ever been in.

so yeah ive reopened this devart beecause i love this page.. ah. its great. its good to be back.

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i'm trying to decide whether or not to return to devart.. sooo if iget a lot of people commenting or at least some hah... ill begin using this again.

so if you are reading this, drop a comment.
k thx!
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Party People

3 min read
Yo. its me. im back. with nothing.

why no art you ask? ahh im lacking inspiration and im too busy with my music for it right now. but dont worry.. i still got my skillz.. im pretty sure..

its like riding a bike right? right?

so what have i been doing? school for one... and cross country.

cross country is so damn fun. i dont want it to end. oh well.

last time i updated was in june? wow. how about that. so yea the summer was.. enthralling. i worked, ran xc, and worked and ran xc then i loligagged then i worked , ran , worked and blah blah blah over and over again.

school is going pretty well except for physics. which.. needs to die. fast. and screaming. the subject must die. the only class im happy in is music.

woo if i can get my hands on a bass guitar, mr hogan will give me bass guitar lessons! sigh, now where to get a good bass guitar.

why bass guitar? cuz they are so damn cool dammit. whenever bryce (our bassist) isnt there, im on it, playing random notes acting cool. cuz i am.

no doubt about it.

i get to sit through confirmation classes again with larry! haha.... we help with the snacks. which is served in the middle of a 2 hour session. oh well. christian service hours easy. plus.. reed's there.. right?

ahh. oh yes ill end this now cuz i have hw to do.

good bye.

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